The Cat’s Done it Again + The Elegant Swiss
Thursday, August 27th, 2009Well, the cat’s done it again. This morning, at 6 o’clock, I was awoken by a terrible scream out in the hall. My wife had trodden on the remnants - spleen, gall, etc. - of a mouse that Beachy Bede had left just outside our bedroom door. In bare feet, needless to say - her, not the cat, who’s always in bare feet, so to speak. I suppose he means these gifts he brings her as signs of affection, but the headless rabbits underneath her desk and the vestiges of corpses buried beneath a thin covering of moss on our lawn are beginning to tell. She now calls him ‘the assassin’. Stories of his exploits are bruited far and wide by the stud staff, who regularly see him pouncing on unsuspecting creatures out in the fields. ‘Nature red in tooth and claw’. There we have it. He even caught a racing pigeon the other day, but decided to reprieve it, and simply left it sitting in our upstairs hallway, feathers everywhere. I carted it out to the Pink Barn, gave it some food and water, and turned it loose. I suspect, after a little soul searching, that it flew back home, a luckier and a wiser bird.
Books, though. Books. How are The Nostradamus Prophecies doing, you are doubtless asking yourselves [or maybe not]. Well, anyway, they are doing very well, and Atlantic have doubled the reprint run, which must be a good sign. India have reordered [bravo!], Asda have made us one of their Christmas selections [doesn't Christmas come early these days!!] and Switzerland are comparing me to ‘an upmarket Dan Brown’. I wonder if Dan Brown ever thinks of himself as downmarket? I shall suggest he asks the Swiss, who always have elegant taste in these things…