National Geographic Documentary + Country Matters
Sunday, November 15th, 2009I spent a fascinating day in the Great Wen [William Cobbett's somewhat disparaging term for London] on Tuesday filming a documentary for National Geographic. Filming took place down in a cellar somewhere near the Tower of London. I stood near a see-through blackboard [white board? glass board?], and opined away about my index date breakthrough in the Complete Prophecies, scratching wildly on the board all the while with a sort of yellow marker pen. The crew, which consisted of our producer, Caroline, her assistant, Millie, our Canadian interviewer, Jeff, and a couple of very cheery camera and audio technicians, made the whole process a delight from start to finish. Caroline, Jeff, Millie and I were able to bond over dinner the evening before, so by the time were were ready for the crack of dawn interview, we were all comfortable with each other, and were able to crack a few jokes to lay the ghosts of the dead.
Emerging from the Kensington Hilton, pre-interview, at about a quarter to seven that morning, I realised afresh why I live in the country. It’s simply a far more civilised environment to conduct one’s ‘drab, wretched’ life - pace Tom Lehrer - in. On the train back, later that afternoon, my spirits soared, as usual , upon my first sight of a wood. Then I started looking out for deer on the edges of the woods, followed by hares, partridge, pheasants, rabbits, and sundry birds of prey. I saw all of them during the two hour journey back to Wiltshire. One only needs to look. I’m sure cities hold similar joys, but I tend to tire of them sooner. Paris is something of an exception, of course, but if I’m honest, I’ve never spent more than a week or so there at any one time, and I would probably tire of even that. The countryside, on the other hand, never palls. Yesterday I saw roe deer, muntjac, pheasant curling in the high wind, buzzards, a badger, four hares, and I heard, rather than saw, a plethora of owls intercommunicating. Total magic. Now I’m sitting in my study, looking out at the sunshine and a field full of horses. Sublime.